i thought this was freaking salad
"angel, how many times do i gotta tell you that you and la vida loca can’t fuck on the washing machine?"
"at least be courteous and do the damn laundry when you’re done."
"fuck this shit. i hope your dick gets caught in the washing machine door."
Imagine your favourite character taking you on a date for your birthday. Starts out as just friends and ends in a romantic kiss.
this is the only photo set that matters
We’ve all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We’re not too far gone. We get to come back.
The Walking Dead 4.08, Too Far Gone
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
This is the absolute best on what my mom said about the characters though
i love your mom omg
DIRK STRIDER THE DICK RIDER
im pretty sure this might be my most favorite quote in all of homestuck
nepeta leijon everybody
reminder that a 30-something year old man wrote this in character